For his birthday I'm giving my psycho best friend a hockey mask, a chainsaw, and...?

Where is he now and what does he look like? So I could call the police and they can take their time coming to save the campers because they spotted a black guy driving a new car doing 25 in a 25 mh zone. They pulled him over and asked him for his license, but opps he dropped it in between the door and his seat. It doent look good for the campers.....